Nostradamus is history. Edgar Cayce has had his day. Or human endeavours, for that matter, to predict their fate have lasted presbyopic enough. In comes the mollusc with muscle Paul, the Octopus. Following his amazing divination feats at the 19th Fifa World Cup, Octo-Oracle now declares This time for R-junta!
1) Higher-archi ?
foreknow it multifarious publicity stunts stretching beyond the realms of R-boundary walls or the unmixed fun part it promises, status order allow be restored when the branch of them all will gain for its homeland what it could scarce dream of before JEE Numero Uno. No more cancellations of classes (oh, the last TS also?) or bakar night-outs before assignment submission, this omnipotent ghissu will delimit the existence of architecture department. As someone puts it aptly, Everything happens for a reason, be it a miracle.
2) The ET hulk
Contrary to the popular belief that EC Tower (the only man-made marvel on earth apparent from moon, and mars) served the purpose of a watch tower during World war II, sources say it was actually erected for long distance communication. (In)famous for rumours better skipped, the tower has a more purposeful future , says Paul. A scientist working(a) in the EC Dept.
would catch signals from outer space enable the concerned space ship to land in LBS. balance wheel will be history, when the left back jadooi alien would metamorphose IIT R basketball team at Inter-IIT singing bring me some sunshine... Behold, koi mil gaya?
3) NCC (Novel Combat Champs)
How could anybody imagine an Osama-esque terror attack aircraft so vella to attack IIT R. Certainly not NCC cadets, or did they! by and by threatening couple of sister IITs, this terror god will take everybody by surprise (including the insufficient cantonment resources) by attacking our dear insti. Not army, not air cast; the kranti-chowk flame will burn bright with every slaver of blood being offered by the freshmen NCC heroes. What follows next?
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